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    Match #8 Preview

    Match: Shay versus Rochelle Scheduled Date: March 9th Match Preview: Alright! It’s the last of the Round 1 matches and we’ve got a confession to make; predicting the advantages here are tough! Why is it so tough? Well, for one we don’t actually know who will win until they actually win. And although the attributes of the competitors do affect the outcome, the vast majority of these competitors are still fairly evenly matched. After all, a tournament of squash matches wouldn’t be too interesting. So, we’re as surprised as you’d be by the outcomes! … but this match will be a little different.  As such, let’s see if someone else can…

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    Tourney Match #7 is up!

    Round 1, Match #7 (Whitney vs Mara) has been posted to the Tournament Hub in Stories. If you missed it, check out yesterdays Free Match Preview here. There is one more match left after this in Round 1! Note that Match Previews will likely not be posted here in Round 2, as they would create spoilers for Round 1 results. 

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    Match #7 Preview

    Match: Whitney versus Mara Scheduled Date: March 6th Match Preview: The 7th match of the tournament is a unique one as it features two individuals who actually know each other very well and have teased facing off in the past. Unlike the last match (Yvonne against Uma), Whitney and Mara bring a mixed bag of strengths and weaknesses to the tournament that make it difficult to predict an obvious winner. Let’s do a little analysis to see how they might break down… Focusing on their physical attributes, it would appear that about half of these statistical advantages are obvious and the other half are debatable. Let’s start with some of…

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    Match #6 Preview

    Match: Uma versus Yvonne Scheduled Date: March 3rd Match Preview: The 6th match in the 2023 Banner Girl tournament will feature Uma returning to take on the legendary Hall of Famer, Yvonne. This tournament features some of the best wrestlers that Scissored.Net has to offer. As such, all matches have had participants who bring their own unique mix of advantages to the table. The attributes of each woman are then put to the test in matches to find out what matters the most. This match preview is different in that it’s the first one to present a very clear advantage for one side: As we see it, Uma really has…

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    Preview: Match #5, Round 1

    Match: Layla versus Kim Scheduled Date: Feb 28th Match Preview: In the upcoming Round 1 match to become the next Banner Girl, Layla faces off against Kim. Both women have a different history and set of attributes that make it very difficult to designate a clear advantage. Let’s take a look at how they compare… Kim started off her initial string of Scissored.Net stories on a big win streak, only for it to come crashing down with two humiliating losses. Now that she’s beaten the Hall of Shame, she looks to continue her path to redemption against Layla. Layla has demonstrated that she can be strong opposition to anyone thinking they’re…