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Owen
When our neighbor from Room 102 reluctantly decided to give our league a try, it was a pleasant surprise! We'd been looking for more male competition in the league, but we certainly didn't expect one to walk right through our door. Owen is new to this, but he shows a passion and enthusiasm for wrestling that will serve him well... We just hope his wife doesn't spoil it for him. Or us!
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Tonya
When the Squeeze League was looking to add a little more competition to our roster, we started advertising. Tonya was the first to respond and the first that comes to us with absolutely no wrestling experience whatsoever. Tonya isn't just a pretty face -- she's got some dangerous curves that could really give her opponents a lot problems if they're not careful. In our initial conversations, Tonya comes across as confident and dominant, but we'll see how she is once she gets on the mats. We're excited to learn more about her and help teach her the ropes!
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Elina vs Kara
After their last single round match, both Elina and Kara were keen on getting on the mats again for a longer match to REALLY prove who is the better of the two. Kara is still just as angry as she was before the last match and really wants a chance to put it to Elina with a Penalty Round. Elina was her usual confident, laid-back self, but was more than willing to agree to a multi-submission penalty round match. We'll find out whether Kara got lucky in her last match and who the stronger woman really is when each of them get a chance to subject the other to a…
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Christina vs Deloris
With Mothers Day approaching, we had asked Candace how she'd feel if she was ever matched up against her mother, Deloris. "My mom?? Too weird", she replied. It was obvious she wasn't into the idea of wrestling Deloris, but she opened up a little when it came to Mothers Day. She'd been trying to think of a nice Mothers Day gift, but has had trouble getting her mind off of her close loss to Christina. She asked us about matching them up, as sort of a mothers day gift from her. "Christina sucks, and my mom has been doing good lately... She gets a shot at the number 1 ranked…
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Ingrid vs Jason
Jason and Ingrid sit at the bottom of the league rankings and they both have one thing in common; Each of them feel that they shouldn't be there. Ingrid is determined not to quit this time. The league is constantly evolving and she feels there's no reason she can't keep working hard to improve and earn her way into a top ranking to redeem herself. Ingrid certainly has all of the physical tools to do it, but she'll have to work on her defense to get there. Jason has been training hard with Mara and will look to show Ingrid why he thinks he's further ahead than her. The loser…
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Elina vs Kara
Kara was happy to deny her boyfriend's request for a rematch after seeing him lose to a comparable opponent in Elina. What she wasn't happy about was the comparison between her and Elina. Since she wasn't so thrilled with our description, we're letting each woman provide their own quotes about this match before it happens: Kara says: "Before his match everyone talked like I'm some second rate version of Elina. Even after his match, Kevin thinks I wouldn't be able to beat her either. I can't wait to prove you all wrong!". Elina tells us: "Couldn't care less about comparisons. She'll lose. Then her and Kevin will have even more…
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Elina vs Kevin
Ever since his narrow loss to Kara in their league debut match, Kevin has fought to redeem himself by remaining in the top 5 of our rankings with relative consistency. Despite this, Kara feels he has not earned a rematch with her, due to his pattern of being unable to beat her. We try to avoid pushing anyone into matches in this league, so the girlfriend and boyfriend duo will remain apart for now. But we felt Elina would be a good alternative challenge for Kevin. Our theory is that Kevin doesn't struggle against strong women, he struggles against the little quick ones. Elina is very close to Kara's size…
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Astrid & Ingrid vs Deloris & Blanche
Inspired by her sisters success in the Squeeze League, Ingrid has decided to re-join our ranks. Her return match will be a unique one. Teaming with her sister, Astrid, was a big reason for Ingrid's return. Once Astrid found out that Deloris was bringing more of her friends into the league, she pushed for a doubles match. Astrid defeated Deloris last time and has started a win streak of her own -- but that is not her priority. Defeating Deloris and her friend together as sisters will give Ingrid and Astrid just the fun (and revenge) they were looking for. Moreover, Astrid hopes to help her sister redeem her own…
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Blanche
Blanche joins us as a very specific referral from her friend Deloris. After much encouragement from Deloris, Blanche has agreed to formally try out wrestling. While she is clearly a novice, she has had significant training from Deloris to teach her many of the various potential moves. Like Deloris, Blanche will have to overcome any possible disadvantages that her age may offer when facing younger more spry opponents. Blanche isn't particularly tall, but she boasts a strong curvy base with a large set of legs that she plans to put to good use in her matches. From what her friend tells us, her legs are actually very strong! We'll see…
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Astrid vs Jason
Jason's last planned match was going to be against Ingrid. It had to be cancelled when Ingrid dropped out from the league. We figured it's only fitting for her sister Astrid to fill her place. Jason fought a great match against Candace, but ultimately succumbed to her persistent legs. We think Astrid has a similar temperament to Candace and could give Jason similar trouble. Let's find out if Jason can stand up to newcomer, Astrid.