Candace vs Phil (Draw)
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Phil (Suspended)If Phil wanted a challenge, he's got one: He'll face the always feisty Candace in a one-on-one match. Phil is much bigger than her, but don't count Candace out. She's been known to wear down and humble bodybuilders with her persistent calf scissor lock. Male ego's wind up crunched back down to size when they've found themselves caught too many times in Candace's legs. Just ask her own ex-boyfriend! Phil is a different beast though. Headscissors don't always work on this big man and Ingrid had a unique strategy that Candace's temperament may not implement as well. Phil is also likely to be absolutely furious after losing 2 matches in a row. Candace is also quick-tempered, so we'll have to wait and see who wins the fight of the furious in their next match!
Recap
Sorry folks, but this match was a huge disappointment.
It started out with the intensity that we thought it would, but quickly devolved into something that barely resembled competitive wrestling.
Candace was tenacious, often coming within inches of locking on her famous calf scissor. As if Phil couldn’t get any more angry, he did. Eventually she caught him in the scissor, but Phil was able to use his huge arms (and anger) to power out.
That didn’t stop her.
She went for it again… and again.. and again.
Phil eventually shouted a list of expletives at her that we won’t repeat on here.
He countered her next calf scissor attempt with an ankle lock. Candace quickly screamed her submission.
That would have been fine; but Phil refused to let go.
He took all of his frustrations from his recent issues out on Candace, despite her having nothing to do with it. This wasn’t a penalty match and Phil was clearly not interested in the kind of competition this league is about.
Although Phil scored a submission, we’ve decided to log this match as a ‘Draw’. He will retain the point he scored, but will not record any match victory over Candace.
By the time Phil released Candace, the damage was done. Candace may have a sprained ankle and we expect her to be out of action for a little.
Due to Phil’s actions, we have decided to suspend him indefinitely. We expect him to deliver a full apology to Candace if he wants any chance of his suspension being lifted.
Stay tuned.
Details
| Date | Time | League | Season | Match Type |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| September 26, 2025 | 1:30 pm | Squeeze League | 2025-Present | Recap Only |
Venue
| Main Apartment |
|---|
Results
| Team | Total Points | Submissions | Injury |
|---|---|---|---|
| Candace | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| Phil (Suspended) | 1 | 1 | 0 |
Box Score
| # | Player | Position | Pins | Knockouts | Submissions | Total Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Candace | Casual Wrestler | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | |
| Phil (Suspended) | Bodybuilder | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 |