Hall of Shame – Lindsay

Inductee: Lindsay
Status: Retired
Retired By: Erika
Induction Method: Erika's grapevines and reverse headscissor

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Career Stats:

# of Losses: 4
Losses to: Erika (3x), Candace

Legendary Failures:

  • was forced to submit and kiss Kya's ass

  • Lindsay agreed to kiss Kya's ass just to convince Kya to show mercy and avoid a facesitting
  • despite hating facesitting, Lindsay has been facesat hundreds of times by Erika
  • boasted about being highly superior to Erika but nearly had her head flattened in their very first encounter

  • Lindsay eventually won, but it wasn't enough... She tried to bully Erika again, but Erika had improved and Lindsay had not and as a result she ended up in the same place again

  • Lindsay was repeatedly pumped, facesat and humiliated by Erika's superior lower body
  • Eventually Lindsay got both herself and her friend humiliated in front of the whole gym, including her own trainees

  • Lindsay was even forced to crawl in between Erika's thighs and put herself in a scissor

  • Erika wasn't the only one to dominate Lindsay

  • the supposedly 'inferior' slender beauty did a big number on Lindsay in the banner tournament

  • Candace's long legs proved to be too much for Lindsay, as she pumped her into dreamland
  • this loss gave Lindsay a quick first round exit to the tournament
  • perhaps even more impressive was that Candace beat Lindsay in a double-scissor, proving to have the more effective headscissor and the stronger legs of the two

  • even Lindsay had to verbally admit that Candace was the one who was on a whole other level and not herself

  • however, no matter how many times Lindsay was ousted and dominated by supposedly 'lesser' women, she always came back for more

 

  • Lindsay seemed to have a case of short-term memory... eventually she was always able to convince herself that previous losses somehow didn't count
  • her ultimate failure came when she started showing up to the gym again
  • despite being beaten in front of everyone and literally left in the dumpster outside by Erika, she had the arrogance to think she could come back
  • even worse, she had again convinced herself that prior losses were flukes and she could beat Erika
  • she agreed to wrestle Erika again for the Hall of Shame, and that was the end of her story

 

  • Lindsay's story serves as a cautionary tale to always respect your opponents and to know when to bow out when you've been overmatched