Christina vs Deloris

Recap

Candace knew this one could go off the rails pretty badly for her mother… but she hoped for the best. Still, she asked us not to take any photos of this one. As a compromise, we’ve captured the full breakdown of the match in writing, below. 

This was Candace’s surprise Mothers Day present, but it was just as possible it could turn into a Mothers Day disaster.

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Here’s how it went:

Christina faces off with Deloris for their first ever match. The time has come to find out if Deloris has bit off more than she can chew, or if she can really compete at the most upper echelon of the Squeeze League.

They shake hands politely before starting.

Christina shows off both her speed and strength by snatch Deloris in a front facelock, before the older woman can react.

Christina transitions into using the front facelock to push her weight onto Deloris’s back and press her down towards the mat.

Deloris is down to one knee as Christina tries to position her legs on either side of her head for an early scissor attempt.

Christina wraps her arms around her waist and rolls them over to the side in a scissor attempt.

Deloris fumbles with Christina’s ankles, frantically trying to keep them from separating.

Christina reaches back and pulls her arm away and hooks it behind her back in a hammerlock.

Deloris manages to slip her head out, but finds both arms stuck behind her back, held by Christina.

Deloris sits up to her knees, dropping big Christina over and down to the mat with a loud thump.

Deloris turns to pounce on Christina while she has the wind knocked out of her.

Christina recovers and fends Deloris off from underneath.

Christina grabs Deloris by the neck and uses the headlock to roll them over.

Now it’s Christina on top and looking to get Deloris wrapped up in a submission.

Christina goes for a reverse headscissor.

Deloris blocks it.

Deloris shoves Christina by the ass, so that she falls forward.

Christina switches to going for a reverse bodyscissor attempt, from her prone position on Deloris.

Christina locks in the bodyscissor and has Deloris wheezing immediately.

Christina grits her teeth and growls as she looks to crush a quick submission out of the old woman.

Deloris knows she won’t last long in this hold and rolls up to her knees.

Deloris reaches back and clings on to Christina’s scissored ankles as she leans forward.

Christina is in a push-up position, but her back is being bent but a standing Deloris, pulling her ankles forward with her.

“ERRRGGHHH!!!!”, Christina growls in frustration.

Christina’s ankles separate, as she struggles to hang onto the hold.

With a sudden thrust, Christina powers Deloris back down to the mat.

“oohhhffff”, Deloris pants as she’s in trouble again.

Christina switches into a reverse headscissor attempt on her stunned opponent.

Christina locks the headscissor on and Deloris is in panic mode.

“GIVE!!”, Christina shouts at her as she crushes her head.

Deloris squints and grinds her teeth as she feels like her head might explode from within Christina’s big toned legs.

Deloris paws at Christina’s massive legs, but there’s absolutely not give in them.

Desperate, Deloris kicks her legs up and goes for a counter-scissor on Christina.

It works, and she manages to catch the athletic woman off guard with a headscissor of her own.

Christina manages to snatch one of Deloris’s ankles and make the scissor short-lived as she unhooks it.

“GIVE!!”, Christina demands again to the stubborn old woman.

“HRRRRRNNGGGHHH!!”, Deloris screams as she tries to hang on.

“OKAY!!”, Deloris relents as she frantically smacks Christina’s thigh in submission.

Christina releases her immediately.

Deloris holds her throbbing neck and jaw, moaning as Christina stands over her.

Christina plants a foot on Deloris’s flabby belly and strikes a dominant flexing victory pose over her.

Christina’s dominance over The Squeeze League continues.

Perhaps the league needs more competition?